A little humor:
A man once turned to God:
"Well, what kind of life do I have?" - he was outraged loudly.
"I plow at work like an ox.
Well, what about my wife? Only dinner is on the table
And in the morning - breakfast. And then
idle all day , she's too lazy to get dressed!
Where is justice, Lord, tell me?
And you will solve my problems! "
" There are no problems," God answered him.
"After all, there is no one that I could not help.
I'll change you and your wife sexes.
And then, you too, sort it out yourselves! "
" Yes! I agree! Let me rest! ”
“ Let it be so! ”God sighed heavily ...
And then it all started for the peasant:
Cleaning, washing, then sewing the sleeve, wash the
children, pour the soup ... ,
Then picking up children from school.
Then in the store ... Like a squirrel - up and down,
Helping children with Lessons at home.
And at night, sahre the couch with the husband.
The merry-go-round man endured briefly,
Only a week and the man wilted.
He prayed again: "God help
me ! I didn’t know that the life of a man is paradise!
Give me back my life, because I’m a woman for a while,"
But God replied: "It's too late! You're pregnant!"
A man once turned to God:
"Well, what kind of life do I have?" - he was outraged loudly.
"I plow at work like an ox.
Well, what about my wife? Only dinner is on the table
And in the morning - breakfast. And then
idle all day , she's too lazy to get dressed!
Where is justice, Lord, tell me?
And you will solve my problems! "
" There are no problems," God answered him.
"After all, there is no one that I could not help.
I'll change you and your wife sexes.
And then, you too, sort it out yourselves! "
" Yes! I agree! Let me rest! ”
“ Let it be so! ”God sighed heavily ...
And then it all started for the peasant:
Cleaning, washing, then sewing the sleeve, wash the
children, pour the soup ... ,
Then picking up children from school.
Then in the store ... Like a squirrel - up and down,
Helping children with Lessons at home.
And at night, sahre the couch with the husband.
The merry-go-round man endured briefly,
Only a week and the man wilted.
He prayed again: "God help
me ! I didn’t know that the life of a man is paradise!
Give me back my life, because I’m a woman for a while,"
But God replied: "It's too late! You're pregnant!"
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