Village Wisdom...

 

Village Wisdom...

 

A villager and an Athenian entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Athenian stole 3 chocolate bars.

 

As they left the store, the Athenian said to the villager, "I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."

 

The villager replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing.”

 

So they went to the counter and the villager said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic?"

 

The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."

 

The villager said, "Give me one chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The villager asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

 

The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"

 

The villager replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."