A police officer is interviewing three police trainees.

 

A police officer is interviewing three police trainees. He shows all three a photo of a suspect and then hides it. He asks the first man,

 

“This is your suspect, how will you recognize him?” The man says, “That’s easy! He only has one eye.”

 

The officer says, “That’s because it’s his side profile!”

 

He asks the second man, “This is your suspect, how will you recognize him?” The man says, “He only has one ear!”

 

The police officer is annoyed, “What is wrong with you two? It’s his side profile!”

 

Extremely frustrated, the officer asks the same question to the third man who responds,

 

“The suspect wears contact lenses.”

 

The officer is impressed! The suspect does, indeed, wear contacts! “Good work!” He replies, “How could you tell?”

 

“Easy! He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!”